Mission impossible

I went to Bloomingdales to look for a wallet (Ryan has this great billfold credit card holder that I'm looking to emulate). I shopped to a techno soundtrack and suddenly I felt as if I should be dressed in tight black breathable fabric suspended from the ceiling while a split screen showed an attractive woman with an earpiece accessing the sales floor plans from a high tech terminal to pinpoint the location of the wallet in question. Another split would show the loss prevention expert scanning the floor through his dark glasses. I readied my umbrella for attack.

Or maybe I'm watching too much 24. Posted by eku at June 28, 2005 2:27 PM